There’s a note going around on Facebook, “25 Random Facts About Me”, where people tag you to read their 25 random facts and then you are supposed to in turn write 25 facts about yourself.  I liked reading about my friends and definitely found out things that I didn’t know before.  Well, I figured that I needed more room than Facebook allowed, so why not bring it on home where I can get really funki?  Get ready to find out more than you ever wanted to know about Funkidivagirl.

Betcha didn’t know that….

#5  I hate sneezes.

True fact: Sneezes can travel at a speed of 100 miles per hour and the wet spray can radiate five feet.

EBOLA!!!  That’s what I scream (out loud at home and silently in public) when someone sneezes without a tissue to catch their snot and germs.  Remember the movie Outbreak?  It could happen! Sneezes are disgusting….the germs, the liquid spray and most of all, the smell.  Yes, people, there’s a smell!  It makes me want to hurl.

With everyone sick in my house this week, I’m not doing so well.   Pray for me.  Really.

Betcha didn’t know that…..

#1  I have a bad temper, I’m pretty fearless and I hate punks.  And that has gotten me into trouble. 

#2  I have toys in my home office.  And they’re all mine.

#3  I have a library call number.

#4  I was a Keebler elf.